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thedailywhat: Unintentional Rainbow of the Day: Please remember...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:13:33 -0500

Unintentional Rainbow of the Day: Please remember to take all your personal unicorns with you when exiting the train.

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madmenfootnotes: Mad Men Playlist: Recall if you will Joan’s...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:49:18 -0500

madmenfootnotes:

Mad Men Playlist:

Recall if you will Joan’s impromptu performance of C’est Magnifique, from the Cole Porter musical Can-Can, back in episode “My Old Kentucky Home”. Here’s her singing it for you.

Here’s Dean Martin singing it, if that’s your thing too.

thedailywhat: Good luck. [via.]

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:36:47 -0500

thedailywhat:

Good luck.

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whatson: (via sarahptor)

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:35:15 -0500

whatson:

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baconbaconbacon: Quiche Lorraine (Bacon, Swiss and Cheddar...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:09:43 -0500

baconbaconbacon:

Quiche Lorraine (Bacon, Swiss and Cheddar Cheese)

by kyerabianca

im drooling…

nedhepburn: Etta James “At Last”

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:18 -0500

nedhepburn:

Etta James “At Last”

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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:02:25 -0500

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today i met alec baldwin after watching a scene being filmed...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:10:00 -0500

today i met alec baldwin after watching a scene being filmed outside rockefeller center with him, tina fey, and someone else i didnt know but apparently was from CHiPs. i dont even know what to say. 30 Rock is my favorite show of all time not to mention i grew up a town over from where he grew up on long island and…ITS FUCKING ALEC BALDWIN!

molls: Dearest Kathy Griffin, Can we talk? OK, so first of all,...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:41:33 -0500

molls:

Dearest Kathy Griffin,

Can we talk?

OK, so first of all, I kind of love you. Let me explain: Watching your comedy is akin to the feeling one might experience when sitting around wearing a maxi pad they haven’t changed in eight hours. It’s incredibly uncomfortable, while simultaneously comfortable. I hate the thought of bleeding on to a hunk of cotton, but I also hate the idea of facing that cotton and then replacing it with a new hunk of cotton. That analogy might be a little fuzzy, but you’ll have to excuse me because I haven’t used maxi pads in over a decade. Trust me, though. It’s like that. Watching you is like wearing a dirty maxi pad, but in a good way. Kind of.

I appreciate you, Kathy Griffin. Here’s why: You are difficult to like most of the time, but you made it. Come hell or high water, you fucking made it. You are an example of Los Angeles Darwinism at work. You give faith to anyone who’s ever waited outside a literal or metaphorical back door, waiting to sneak in so you could then sneak in to another back door which would bring you to a third back door, which maybe eventually leads you to a side door and then finally, at last, a front door that still has an 80% chance of rejecting you, but at least your name was on the list. And when making it in the front door no longer seemed to be an option, you accepted that as your role and then came up with something that put your name at the top of all those lists that you were at the bottom of before. That’s impressive. I don’t give a fuck if anyone out there disagrees or thinks I’m crazy for thinking this way: I think the way Kathy Griffin has managed her career is fucking artwork.

All that aside, there’s really something that you need to hear, and frankly, I’m sure I’m not the first person to say this, but maybe you’ll listen to me: You need to learn how to match your blacks.

Someone in your life has done you wrong. In fact, I would assume several people have done you wrong in order for this to keep happening. You have all these “gays” your constantly talking about, so why the fuck don’t any of them hold a light over your stage outfit before your shows so you can see that your black slacks are a completely different color than your black top? Where are your gays when you’re trying to match a summer black with a winter black?

In fact, some of your black tops are much more navy than they are black. Have you not a decent set of lights in your rich person closet? Have you not a more colorful top or bottom choice? I know, I know: You’re doing the “all black outfit for your TV comedy special” thing, but it’s not working. Instead of slenderizing you, it’s making you look sloppy. Kind of like a part-time cater waiter who refuses to sink the cash in to an appropriate matching black outfit and is instead just wearing whatever old black top and pants you have. You can do better, Kathy. You are better than your outfits.

I watched your new special tonight, Kathy. Well, the first half an hour but then I accidentally passed out. You did a better job this time. It seems to have come to your attention, this black issue, and you seem to be trying. I applaud you for that. However, I think you really need to rethink your entire approach. I would hope that you’re spending your money on new outfits for these specials. I would hope you’re not wearing something that’s already been washed or dry cleaned and therefore the color is undoubtedly altered from its original shade. I would hope you’re buying the same brand of tops and pants for these shows so the chances of your shades matching are better.

Here’s the next step: You know how Barbara Streisand has Donna Karan make her all those cream colored pieces? You notice how from piece to piece the shades of cream DON’T CHANGE? You should consider having someone do that for you. I am sure that there are one million gays in your herd who would be more than happy to tailor you a two piece outfit out of the same fabric. And you know what? You’d probably get it for free. Don’t you love that, Kath? I don’t just come with criticisms. I have solutions for you.

OK. Hope you’re not mad. I’m sure you’re reading this. I think you’re funny, in a used maxi pad kind of way. I know that sounds really awful, but trust me, it’s actually the nicest thing I ever said.

Love,

Molls

Molls, I love you for this.

lookmom: celesterstallone:purns:pile:caseydonahue

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:40:07 -0500

lookmom:

celesterstallone:purns:pile:caseydonahue

whatson: lookmom: heart melt. a little boy with a...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:35:08 -0500

whatson:

lookmom:

heart melt.

a little boy with a neuromuscular disorder makes a sweet Wall-E

soupsoup: Wow

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:51:20 -0500

soupsoup:

Wow

High five!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:19:07 -0400

annahinks:

meezardra: “Mmm. That’s a powerful ghouda. Subtle, yet...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:29:38 -0400

meezardra:

“Mmm. That’s a powerful ghouda. Subtle, yet complex.”

this is what taylor and i do...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:12:07 -0400

Taylor (Joe): CALL FROM JOE JONAS
Me: huh?
Taylor (Joe): Collect call from: joe jonas
Me: ok put it through
Taylor (Joe): Hey sam? i need you to come pick me up. i lost all my clothes n i need a place to sleep
Me: oh hey boo, where u at?
Taylor (Joe): Ummmmmmm.. somewhere between grove n wellwood
Me: oh look at that, my house is right there and my mom is in china for a dental convention. ill be right there, dont worry about those clothes ;)
Taylor (Joe): Haha k babe, so just turn right and ill see you in a few. Perfect no rentals! losin that vriginity tonight!!
Me: just gunna make a quick stop at cvs for some conds then "i gotta find u" so "take a breath" bc "love is on its way"
Taylor (Joe): Lmao haha good use of dirty language girl, you kno those lyrics. and dnt forget um youll be singin them later!
Me: i dont think so! im expecting a serenade from you complete with combo of death and straight hair. ill pick up the clothes on the way back from cvs but they wont be on for long
Taylor (Joe): sounds good 2 me, ill surprise you with my song and "dance" you can make requests along the way
Me: k im at cvs right now. you need those XXL trojans right? anything else u want while im here?
Taylor (Joe): Yea u know it, umm..stride gum..ky and nick needs a diet coke got any friends
Me: oh nick it with you? after i pick up all this stuff i can swing by my friend taytay's house. i think she might be a little interested, we'll see.
Taylor (Joe): Sounds perfect yea hes here too hes up for anything
Me: i just picked her up but she died for a sec when i told her so shes passed out in the back seat. ill send nick in and he can wake her up.
Taylor (Joe): Haha i just told him n he lol'd he said thats kay thats how he likes um hes shy
Me: yeah he wont be shy no mo after taytay's done with him HAAY-OHH!!
Taylor (Joe): Haha hes excited! hes in the singing mood and so am i ;)
Me: lmao i cant think of anything else to say. that was hysterical
Taylor (Joe): Lmfao that was so redick omg!!! Were bad

soupsoup: lorenrochelle: get over it…

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:44:16 -0400

soupsoup:

lorenrochelle:

get over it…

simonpeggandnickfrost: [via annahatesbananas] i feel bad for...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:05:30 -0400

simonpeggandnickfrost:

[via annahatesbananas] i feel bad for not updating in a while. i’m a terrible blog caretaker. please forgive me.

soupsoup: think4yourself: Obama’s School Speech | John Cole,...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:03:34 -0400

soupsoup:

think4yourself:

Obama’s School Speech | John Cole, The Scranton Times-Tribune

rickyv: I now know what it’s like for CollegeHumor fans to come...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:26:57 -0400

rickyv:

I now know what it’s like for CollegeHumor fans to come visit our office.

WTF! luckyyy

thedailywhat: Movie Teaser of the Day: The big-screen...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:22:27 -0400

thedailywhat:

Movie Teaser of the Day: The big-screen adaptation of SNL’s MacGruber! is definitely, definitely on.

Jorma Taccone, who will be starring in the film, just posted the above video of himself on location in Albuquerque, New Mexico, to The Lonely Island’s YouTube account. The 30-second clip doesn’t offer much by way of detail, but does appear to confirm the film’s 2010 release date.

Get excited! Or don’t. Whatever.

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jorma is so damn hot, oh yeah and yay macgruber ;)