this is what taylor and i do...
Taylor (Joe): CALL FROM JOE JONAS
Taylor (Joe): Collect call from: joe jonas
Me: ok put it through
Taylor (Joe): Hey sam? i need you to come pick me up. i lost all my clothes n i need a place to sleep
Me: oh hey boo, where u at?
Taylor (Joe): Ummmmmmm.. somewhere between grove n wellwood
Me: oh look at that, my house is right there and my mom is in china for a dental convention. ill be right there, dont worry about those clothes ;)
Taylor (Joe): Haha k babe, so just turn right and ill see you in a few. Perfect no rentals! losin that vriginity tonight!!
Me: just gunna make a quick stop at cvs for some conds then "i gotta find u" so "take a breath" bc "love is on its way"
Taylor (Joe): Lmao haha good use of dirty language girl, you kno those lyrics. and dnt forget um youll be singin them later!
Me: i dont think so! im expecting a serenade from you complete with combo of death and straight hair. ill pick up the clothes on the way back from cvs but they wont be on for long
Taylor (Joe): sounds good 2 me, ill surprise you with my song and "dance" you can make requests along the way
Me: k im at cvs right now. you need those XXL trojans right? anything else u want while im here?
Taylor (Joe): Yea u know it, umm..stride gum..ky and nick needs a diet coke got any friends
Me: oh nick it with you? after i pick up all this stuff i can swing by my friend taytay's house. i think she might be a little interested, we'll see.
Taylor (Joe): Sounds perfect yea hes here too hes up for anything
Me: i just picked her up but she died for a sec when i told her so shes passed out in the back seat. ill send nick in and he can wake her up.
Taylor (Joe): Haha i just told him n he lol'd he said thats kay thats how he likes um hes shy
Me: yeah he wont be shy no mo after taytay's done with him HAAY-OHH!!
Taylor (Joe): Haha hes excited! hes in the singing mood and so am i ;)
Me: lmao i cant think of anything else to say. that was hysterical
Taylor (Joe): Lmfao that was so redick omg!!! Were bad